Hi. I'm Renee. Here is me. Minnesota girl. Biology student. Nature enthusiast. Unofficial makeup expert. Animal lover. Night owl. I have a crush on Ed Sheeran and all of One Direction. At uni so my hobbies are basically drinking with my mates and smoking and being an anti-social fuck on the internet. I live in Edinburgh and I'm actually hilarious. You want me in your life.
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- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
OH MY GOD
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nxv:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my faceFantastic.
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