Hi. I'm Renee. Here is me. Minnesota girl. Biology student. Nature enthusiast. Unofficial makeup expert. Animal lover. Night owl. I have a crush on Ed Sheeran and all of One Direction. At uni so my hobbies are basically drinking with my mates and smoking and being an anti-social fuck on the internet. I live in Edinburgh and I'm actually hilarious. You want me in your life.
Drunk from fruity blended cocktails is the best kind of #drunk 👏🍹☺️ #bestfriend #regram

Drunk from fruity blended cocktails is the best kind of #drunk 👏🍹☺️ #bestfriend #regram

Miss my bestie #regram #elephanthouse

Miss my bestie #regram #elephanthouse

/ Posted on Mar 02 2014 at 11:34am
Happy birthday little qt pie 💖🎉🎂😘 I LOVE YOU! @lovetolovetofly

Happy birthday little qt pie 💖🎉🎂😘 I LOVE YOU! @lovetolovetofly

/ Posted on Feb 28 2014 at 11:22am with 2 notes
Saying goodbye to the sweetest and best kitten I’ve ever known 🐱💕 I love you little noon, rest in peace angel

Saying goodbye to the sweetest and best kitten I’ve ever known 🐱💕 I love you little noon, rest in peace angel

/ Posted on Feb 10 2014 at 12:50pm
#1 
Happy 20th to my #1, always and 5eva ✨🎉🎂🎊💕 I love you so much and I’m so lucky that I get to call you my best friend ❤️😭 @annagoldmanbaby

Happy 20th to my #1, always and 5eva ✨🎉🎂🎊💕 I love you so much and I’m so lucky that I get to call you my best friend ❤️😭 @annagoldmanbaby

vintagemickeymouse:

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

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brbjellyfishing:

do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor

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/ Posted on Jan 28 2014 at 5:08am via lubricates with 183,070 notes

lubricates:

when a hot person says they are tired of being single

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/ Posted on Jan 28 2014 at 5:08am via nan-fucket with 397,236 notes
spoopying:

"man this essay is taking forever"

spoopying:

"man this essay is taking forever"

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/ Posted on Jan 28 2014 at 5:04am via wsswatson with 122,956 notes

a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

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/ Posted on Jan 28 2014 at 5:04am via brain-food with 121,741 notes

brain-food:

What if instead of throwing your pencil stubs away when they´re too short to use, you could plant them, add some water and watch them grow? Meet Sprout, a pencil with a seed! The high quality pencil features a water activated capsule at its tip, when the pencil is too short to use, you can plant it and have it grow into something delicious, beautiful and fun. Sprout comes in a variety of different flavors, from flowers, to herbs and vegies. A great idea to make writing fun again. watch the video

Funded by a successful kickstarter campaign, the Sprout Pencil is now available for purchase at amazon and in Europe at firebox

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/ Posted on Jan 28 2014 at 5:03am via sneakyfeets with 139,591 notes
  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
/ Posted on Jan 28 2014 at 5:03am via leanonberger with 328,878 notes
durianseeds:


This is Alana Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo (Child).
She received $1700 dollars in donations from fans all around the world. Instead of keeping it for herself, using it for pageants, or for something else, she purchased toys for needy children in her area.
Her family gives to the needy AND supports equality for gays? Fuck you to whoever disses her. She’s 7 and shows more compassion than most people three times her age.

She’s my queen.

durianseeds:

This is Alana Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo (Child).

She received $1700 dollars in donations from fans all around the world. Instead of keeping it for herself, using it for pageants, or for something else, she purchased toys for needy children in her area.

Her family gives to the needy AND supports equality for gays? Fuck you to whoever disses her. She’s 7 and shows more compassion than most people three times her age.

She’s my queen.

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/ Posted on Jan 28 2014 at 5:00am via snapchatting with 74,495 notes

foodchewer:

snapchatting:

i need to lay down forever

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/ Posted on Jan 28 2014 at 4:59am via wanksclub with 177,321 notes

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

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